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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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Lux ATL (via stripperina)

No I fucking LOVE this.

(via beachbunnyescort)

(via screamflydream)

pizzzatime:

brwnpaperbagAlmas Pieters embroidered illustrations

(via kaleidoscopesandbubblegum)

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(Source: metalgearsolid7, via paaatchy)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via floridian-fuck)

jedavu:

Embroidered Landscapes and Plants by Ana Teresa Barboza

yaaaaaaaa

(via sian-valentine)